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“Happiness comes in all colors of the rainbow!” Hello Kitty

Haiku: Dear Hello Kitty...

Haiku: Dear Hello Kitty…

Hello Kitty 1st USA Convention

Hello Kitty 1st USA Convention

“Celebrate Hello Kitty’s 40th anniversary at the first ever Hello Kitty convention in the world!”

The ubiquitous, blank-faced and, as the world assumed, feline cartoon character Hello Kitty is not in fact a cat, announced The Los Angeles Times. It’s a little girl named Kitty White. Via The NYTimes

Dear Hello Kitty…
Happy Anniversary!
Why the new changes?

Happy Birthday Boo
My kids knew you as Kitty

My Kitty girlfriend…
Convention time is calling
Who will you come as?

What Joan Rivers might have said:
Hey, Hello Kitty!
WTF! Can we talk!? B#$%^&h!
What’s this BS news!?

Hello Kitty was always an important part of my household. When my girls were little, they saw the show and then a close friend traveled to Japan and bought them lots of Hello Kitty stuff. After that we were hooked.

“Learn to appreciate what you have before time makes you appreciate what you had.” Hello Kitty

Haiku: Dear Hello Kitty

Haiku: Dear Hello Kitty

Share A Global Hug

Hello Kitty VIP Contest

Hello Kitty VIP Contest

“Are you ready for our biggest giveaway yet? Over the next three weeks, you and a friend will have the chance to be VIP guests at Hello Kitty Con!” Enter the VIP contest to win

Hello Kitty is not a cat. You read that right. When Yano was preparing her written texts for the exhibit at the Japanese American National Museum, she says she described Hello Kitty as a cat. “I was corrected — very firmly,” she says. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.” Via The LA Times

You’re someone else now…
A new cast of characters
Mom, Dad, Twin sister!?

Is this a cast change?
Can we play your family?
My kids? Random friends?

Kids grew up with you…
You always were gijinka
Now, A girl? A cat?

What Joan Rivers might have said:
Schmuck!  Last time I looked…
You were a cat in a dress
You hoochy mama!

Frankly, there’s nothing wrong with being anthropomorphic… Mickey Mouse is too. Today, one of my kids is a double major in Asian studies and film, with a concentration in Japanese… Both are into film, anime, manga and more. There was an influence there. So to change up on us was odd, to put it mildly. We do love the character and this is a celebration with a twist assignment and a touch of humor…. with love!

More below!

“Every story has an ending, but in life every ending is just the beginning.” Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Collage

Hello Kitty Collage

Hello Kitty is British.Kitty is actually named Kitty White and she has a full back story. She is a Scorpio. She loves apple pie. And she is the daughter of George and Mary White. “She has a twin sister,” adds Yano. “She’s a perpetual third-grader. She lives outside of London. Via The LA Times

We thought we knew you…
An Anthropomorphism
But now you’re British!

Is this just PR?
Will Charmmy Kitty be pleased?
To hear you’re human…

So dear Kitty White
Hello to your family!
Bye Hello Kitty…

What Joan Rivers might have said:
Look B#$%#h! I hate you…
Go drink some milk, f*&@#&&%g  C%^*T!
You’re a piece of work!

Yes she would too: Read a few of my favorites from Joan Rivers below!

This was meant as a tongue-firmly-planted-in-cheek ode to a popular childhood cartoon my kids adored. I know Sanrio has since retracted their claims that she is human … sorta. She’s still very popular globally and I bet that Convention in LA will sell out. Do you have any memories of her? What was your reaction when you heard the controversial statements?

RIP Joan Rivers - Keep em Laughing in Heaven

RIP Joan Rivers – Keep ’em Laughing in Heaven!

Yes she would too: Below are a few of my favorites from Joan Rivers:
“Grandchildren can be so f-cking annoying. How many times can you go, ‘And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink’? It’s like talking to a supermodel.”
“Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?”
“Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children’s books. First up: ‘Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'”
“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
On a serious note, I send my deepest condolences to Melissa Rivers and family. Joan Rivers was one heck of a funny lady and I followed her career over the years. She was hysterically funny, energetic, and had no filter. She wasn’t afraid to cross the humor line… I will miss her special brand of humor. This little Hello Kitty ditty is in honor of her. She would have used stronger language like: Hello Kitty …  F%^&^% You! I know. Keep ’em laughing in heaven Joan!

This post was inspired by a Daily Post Prompt: Cast Change: You’ve just been named the casting director of your favorite television show (or movie franchise). The catch: you must replace the entire cast — with your friends and family. Who gets which role?

Positive Motivation Tip: Find the joy and humor in all situations and then keep em laughing. Life is short. Enjoy the ride.

PHOTO CREDITS/ATTRIBUTIONS: All Photos: Shot of Hello Kitty Plate, from my Personal Collections. Photo of Joan Rivers by David Shankbone via Wikipedia,  Convention/VIP Challenge, via Hello Kitty in Collage, via Wikipedia

Until Next Time…
Ask. Believe. Receive. ©
Elizabeth Obih-Frank
Mirth and Motivation
Positive Kismet

42 Comments leave one →
  1. Richard Frank permalink
    04/09/2014 2:57 pm

    Yeah, this kitty change was confusing We had a whole overnight trip to NYC staged just to get a free gift at the Grand Opening of the Hello Kitty store in Times Square sometime around 2000. Maybe Choco-cat is changing to be Mocha-pooch, too. Won’t call it blasphemy – just weird marketing- but it did get a buzz going.. rip Joan, as well..

    • 04/09/2014 3:19 pm

      Yeah… I remember that. Sheesh! They must have wanted to turn it upside dowm for some PR but it became a bit of a nightmare… Oh yeah, Choco -cat and Mocha-pooch! Hahaha! You have a long memory. TY for checking in. 😆 I will MISS JOAN RIVERS! Damn death!

  2. 04/09/2014 3:32 pm

    I love hello kitty. My seat covers and steering wheel are covered in hello kitty….and Im a grown woman. lol

  3. 04/09/2014 3:35 pm

    I had never known that hello kitty changed around what they did! It is too bad about Joan Rivers passing, but she certainly did have a good and eventful life.

  4. Jess S. (@loveforlacquer) permalink
    04/09/2014 3:37 pm

    RIP Joan! She was amazing

  5. 04/09/2014 4:21 pm

    Everything In My Home Is Hello Kitty You Know With To Girls Happy Anniversary!!

  6. bonniegowen permalink
    04/09/2014 4:36 pm

    I heard this on the radio the other day. Either way my daughter still loves Hello Kitty.

  7. 04/09/2014 4:37 pm

    Great advice in this post. If I ever stop laughing, it is because I am dead;)

  8. 04/09/2014 4:43 pm

    I am still reeling over the Hello Kitty not being a Cat. I have been a fan since 1980 and was gobsmacked to find out she is not a cat.

  9. paulinasmiles16 permalink
    04/09/2014 4:49 pm

    Ah there is a hello kitty conference? I need to go. And so sad about Joan.

  10. athomesweett permalink
    04/09/2014 5:30 pm

    I remember Hello Kitty stuff when I was a kid, and had some stuff. I was kinda surprised to find out she was a girl too, why wait so long to tell us that? Let it be what it is. LOL RIP Joan!

  11. 04/09/2014 5:48 pm

    Very cute tribute to Joan. Nicely done. I will never look at Hello Kitty the same again. 😀

  12. 04/09/2014 6:24 pm

    No matter what Hello Kitty is, I still find it cute and lovely. We are all still hooked at Hello Kitty items. RIP Joan.

  13. 04/09/2014 6:31 pm

    I wasn’t much of a fan of Joan’s snarky, sometimes insensitive humor, but I’ll have to admit she was pretty funny at times. May she rest in peace.

    HilLesha O’Nan

  14. 04/09/2014 7:41 pm

    I love hello kitty! I have Hello kitty bows on the backs of my thighs, one on each leg.

  15. 04/09/2014 7:51 pm

    They may have created hello Kitty and they can say all they want about what she is or isn’t but it is the fans that ultimately decide who she is to them and if the fans say she’s a cat, shes a cat. Not even the creator can say otherwise.

  16. 04/09/2014 9:25 pm

    Being a guy I wasn’t too bent out of shape over the Hello Kitty reveal lol. RIP Joan :/

  17. 04/09/2014 10:48 pm

    I never knew that Hello Kitty is British and where has 40 years gone???

  18. 05/09/2014 3:58 am

    She’s sure been popular for a long time! My daughter is a teen and she loves Hello Kitty.

  19. 05/09/2014 4:43 am

    I’ve never really noticed Kitty White, although I’ve “seen her around” so to speak, but your post bought her to life for me. As for Joan Rivers: what can you say!? An absolute one off lady with a wit and sharpness of tongue which made the bravest guest wary. We won’t see her like anytime soon R.I.P.

  20. 05/09/2014 5:48 am

    i love hello kitty too! now i live in malaysia and they built this hello kitty land which i hope can pay a visit very soon! sad that my daughter loves minnie and mickey. though i try to squeeze some hello kitty to her room since she loves pink

  21. 05/09/2014 6:55 am

    I knew Hello Kitty was popular, but a whole conference haha? Loved the haikus, chuckled pretty hard at some of the Joan Rivers versions.

  22. 05/09/2014 1:21 pm

    I LOVE Hello Kitty. I know I’m a dude, but that doesn’t change. Hello Kitty is the most adorable thing to ever exist on the planet earth.

    • 06/09/2014 4:13 am

      Ben, You’re the best! There are guys who can relate the genre and the creative cartoon aspects of it. Awesome dude! 🙂

  23. 05/09/2014 1:22 pm

    Could there ever be anything as cute as Hello Kitty? Answer: NO!

  24. 05/09/2014 2:26 pm

    I remember Hello Kitty from when I was little. Not really into it because I just have boys. But so many people I know love it!

  25. Vanessa permalink
    05/09/2014 5:25 pm

    I love Hello Kitty and never knew they had a conference. I now wished I lived closer!

  26. Natalie (@nataliemadeit) permalink
    08/09/2014 7:51 am

    Joan Rivers wasn’t the greatest person, can’t say much about that. But my youngest daughter loves her some Hello Kitty, I think it’s funny they said hello kitty wasnt a kitty the other week.

  27. klg1982 permalink
    08/09/2014 7:19 pm

    I love all those hello kitty products! I had a cute lunch box when I was little

  28. 09/09/2014 9:33 pm

    This is interesting. I’ve always loved Hello Kitty but I heard through the grapevine that it’s slowed down so much that products are going to go off the market. maybe it was just a bad rumor

  29. Samantha (@HaveSippy) permalink
    16/09/2014 4:41 pm

    i love all the hello kitty items, so cute 🙂

  30. Robin (Masshole Mommy) permalink
    16/09/2014 5:33 pm

    I love Hello Kitty. I remember being in NYC many years ago and we came across an all HK store and I spent about $200 on Hello Kitty stuff.

  31. mrenkema79 permalink
    16/09/2014 6:13 pm

    I’ve never gotten this whole “Hello Kitty” thing. Not as a kid. Not as an adult…maybe I’m missing out? 🙂

  32. 16/09/2014 6:28 pm

    Hello Kitty is only 40.. i always thought she was like 75 or better

  33. Stefany Thode (@ToBeThode) permalink
    16/09/2014 6:50 pm

    I was shocked when I read that Hello Kitty wasn’t a cat! I mean, really? Everything I know is just wrong. ha!

  34. Liz Mays permalink
    16/09/2014 9:48 pm

    The part that confuses me about Hello Kitty being a girl is that they gave her whiskers. What little girl has whiskers?

  35. Ourfamilyworld (@OurFamilyWorld) permalink
    17/09/2014 5:25 am

    My daughter would love that. She loves Hello Kitty

  36. The Positive MOM permalink
    17/09/2014 9:47 am

    My sister used to love Hello Kitty when she was little. I remember buying her a lot of toys and decorations for her room… all pink!

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