Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments…
I wake up at noon.
A juggling cat named Pierre
Liked to walk with his tail in the air.
When the girl cats passed by
They said, ‘My, oh my–
What a nice set of lls you have there
The last couple of days have been oppressively hot … and a little humor goes a long way; helping us chill out a bit. I’m an animal lover. I grew up with dogs and now have a cat. The goal of this post, with limericks added, is to be light, fun, and put a smile on your face. Enjoy the humor and add one of your own if any scratches the surface of your funny bone.
“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.” Faith Resnick
There once was a cat named Pat,
Who didn’t know where he was at,
He looked up and down,
and then turned around,
Ran into a wall and went splat!!!
Walk the dog.
There once was a toxic rat,
Who loved to slurp up fat,
He burped up a gopher,
That smelled of sulfur,
And also threw up a cat!
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch
Eat something fast.
There once was a cat named Tigger,
Who ate and got bigger and bigger.
She went on a diet,
but she just didn’t buy it.
She quit and just got thicker!
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.” Bruce Graham
Sit in the sun.
There was a young curate from Kew
Who kept a tom cat in a pew
And taught it to speak
But it never got further than😎
Yeah man! Sitting in the sun and having such fun under the sun…😉 More below!
“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.” Robert A. Heinlein
Hang with my friend.
There once was a guy named Matt
Who had a sex crazed large cat
When it chased a mouse
It humped the whole house
So Matt got rid of the cat.
“A single day is enough to make us a little larger.” Paul Klee
The day is gone.
There was a fat cat on a mat
Who liked to chase mice named pat.
He chased them around
And fell on the ground
And smashed them until they were flat!
My blog friend Island Traveler of ThisMansJourney blog offers an Image of Life weekly photo prompt and this week he suggested Fun Under The Sun. Since I’m still a photography novice, my offerings tend to be limited to our WP Weekly Challenge. But I liked the topic enough to add some humor to it. Not all photos are mine. The first and the last photos are mine.
“If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” Mark Twain
What about you? What are your thoughts? What cat humor can you share? What does humor add to your life? What type of funny stories do you enjoy? Do you have a touch of humor to share? Do share! Thank you.
*Please bear with me as I catch up on your blogs and commenting… Thank you all for your patience!
Positive Motivation Tip: A touch of cat humor can carry us through a hot summer day; chill out and laugh
PHOTO CREDITS/ATTRIBUTIONS: Photos Pampered cat, via 1funny.com, Cat friendly, Eat Fast cat, sunbathing cat, via Wikipedia and/or Walk the dog by allert, via Flickr Sunbathing cat via Zastavki.com and/or Waking Cat, and Done day Cat via My Personal Collection Limericks via ExtremelyFunny.co.uk
- Rules For The Cat (ICanHasCheezburger.com)
- Tozer Devotional-The Misuse of Humor (trinityspeaks.wordpress.com)
- Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think (eof737.wordpress.com)
- Cats vs. Dogs (in their own words). (elephantjournal.com)
- 21 Pictures Of Cats Being Awesome Way Before The Internet Existed (thoughtcatalog.com)
- Ode to a Cat (tangledpasta.net)
- This Is Not A Cat Blog. No. Really. (doorinface.com)
- Photos: Rupert the Mammoth Cat (abcnews.go.com)
- Cat Olympics (linens2lace.wordpress.com)