“When you laugh, you change, and when you change, the whole world changes.” Dr. Madan Kataria
Musings: Laugh A Little…
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” Rodney Dangerfield
“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.” Bob Hope
“When someone asks you the question, “Are you ticklish”, it doesn’t matter if you say yes or no, cause they’re going to touch you. If someone asks if you’re ticklish and you don’t want to be touched you should something like “I have diarrhea, now don’t touch me cause you’ll make it come out… and yes I’m very ticklish”. Demetri Martin
“I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.” Bette Davis
“I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it’s all a little lower.” Gypsy Rose Lee
Humor is not as easy to write unless you have a knack for it and a funny bone always on call. A good joke can get me out of a funk any day and since half of this blog is called Mirth, I try to add some occasionally to shift our mood. Hope you enjoy these. Do you have a funny line or two to share?
“Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?” George Carlin
Musings: Laugh A Little…
“All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat’s life than that. But I hope not.” Garfield
“How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don’t know how to spell my name.” (Upon receiving a cheque from Jack Buck made out to “Bearer”.) Yogi Berra
“Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” Kin Hubbard
“Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.” Mark Twain
“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.” H. L. Mencken
George Carlin’s delivery always had me laughing before the end of his jokes… and sometimes I’d fantasize about what it’d be like to do stand up comedy. I imagined doing Jackie Mason like shtick and all. haha. I don’t know about you, but if there were a skill I could hone to perfection, it would be humor… Go figure.
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