Top 10 Things You Don’t Want On Valentine’s Day
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” Author Unknown
A Card With That Hoochie’s Name On It
A Gift Addressed To Someone Else
Cheap Chocolates In a Godiva Box
A Souffle Or Anything That Doesn’t Rise
Hot Lingerie that Doesn’t Fit
Ella Fitzgerald – My Funny Valentine (High Quality – Remastered)
Happy Valentine’s Day 2014! I hope you are having a wonderful time and enjoying the
laxative chocolates you received. Now if you’re lucky, you might get all you asked for. If not, find some humor in it and keep on strutting. You are loved by someone out here. Enjoy the music. Come back for the rest. Better yet, give me a one liner to add and I if I add it below, I’ll give you a surprise gift.
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” Tracy Smith
Tickets To NFL Super Bowl XLVIII (48), Duh?
A Re-gifted Xmas Gift
A Dear Jane/John Letter
A Receipt To A Sleazy Vegas Motel Not The “Business Trip.”
I wish everyone a very Happy Valentine’s Day! May you find HUMOR, joy, love, peace and pleasure in your home and surroundings. While this is a day for love, some people won’t celebrate it. Send your laughter, love prayers and blessings to the lonely and then sprinkle the rest around the globe.
What are your thoughts? What are your wishes for this special day? Please share your thoughts in a comment below. Thank you!
This post was inspired by a prompt from WP Daily Post:
Positive Motivation Tip: Even on this day, humor helps… make your love go global
PHOTO CREDITS/ATTRIBUTIONS: All Photos Dead Flowers vvia 4Shared.com, Xmas Gifts via Wikipedia or my Personal Collection.