“When you laugh, you change, and when you change, the whole world changes.” Dr. Madan Kataria
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” Rodney Dangerfield
“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.” Bob Hope
“When someone asks you the question, “Are you ticklish”, it doesn’t matter if you say yes or no, cause they’re going to touch you. If someone asks if you’re ticklish and you don’t want to be touched you should something like “I have diarrhea, now don’t touch me cause you’ll make it come out… and yes I’m very ticklish”. Demetri Martin
“I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.” Bette Davis
“I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it’s all a little lower.” Gypsy Rose Lee
Humor is not as easy to write unless you have a knack for it and a funny bone always on call. A good joke can get me out of a funk any day and since half of this blog is called Mirth, I try to add some occasionally to shift our mood. Hope you enjoy these. Do you have a funny line or two to share?
“Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?” George Carlin
“All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat’s life than that. But I hope not.” Garfield
“How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don’t know how to spell my name.” (Upon receiving a cheque from Jack Buck made out to “Bearer”.) Yogi Berra
“Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” Kin Hubbard
“Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.” Mark Twain
“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.” H. L. Mencken
George Carlin’s delivery always had me laughing before the end of his jokes… and sometimes I’d fantasize about what it’d be like to do stand up comedy. I imagined doing Jackie Mason like shtick and all. haha. I don’t know about you, but if there were a skill I could hone to perfection, it would be humor… Go figure.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Bill Cosby
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” Will Rogers
“A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.” Henny Youngman
“If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic. Lewis Carroll
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.” Erma Bombeck
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?” Steven Wright
Seriously, this post took very little time to put together. I had the quotes, did the write up in no time, found my Wiki photos and voila! My basic blog outline stays the same, so I can add to it pretty quickly. Hope your week had some humor added. Stay Inspired. Have a blessed day and thank you for stopping by!
*Please bear with me as I continue to catch up on your blogs. Thank you all for your patience!
Happy 2013! This post was inspired by a prompt from WP Daily Post: Daily Prompt: I Got Skills. If you could choose to be a master (or mistress) of any skill in the world, which skill would you pick? And Daily Prompt: Ready, Set Go Set a timer for ten minutes. Open a new post. Start the timer, and start writing. When the timer goes off, publish.
Positive Motivation Tip: A little humor can go a long way… Add some to your day.
- Rock Humor – you gotta love it! (thewhyaboutthis.com)
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- How to Add Humor to Your Website (zemanta.com)
- Health Benefits of Laughter – 4 Ways to Get a Good Laugh In Today (massageenvy.com)
- The Cheery Song of ‘Robin’ (robinfleischer.com)