Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments…

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” Mary Bly

Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments… wake up at noon

I wake up at noon.

A juggling cat named Pierre
Liked to walk with his tail in the air.
When the girl cats passed by
They said, ‘My, oh my–
What a nice set of :-) :-) lls you have there

The last couple of days have been oppressively hot … and a little humor goes a long way; helping us chill out a bit.  I’m an animal lover. I grew up with dogs and now have a cat. The goal of this post, with limericks added, is to be light, fun, and put a smile on your face.  Enjoy the humor and add one of your own if any scratches the surface of your funny bone.

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.” Faith Resnick

Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments… pamper moi

Pamper myself.

There once was a cat named Pat,
Who didn’t know where he was at,
He looked up and down,
and then turned around,
Ran into a wall and went splat!!!

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez

Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments… walk El Perro

Walk the dog.

There once was a toxic rat,
Who loved to slurp up fat,
He burped up a gopher,
That smelled of sulfur,
And also threw up a cat!

“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch

Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments… Eat Fast

Eat something fast.

There once was a cat named Tigger,
Who ate and got bigger and bigger.
She went on a diet,
but she just didn’t buy it.
She quit and just got thicker!

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.” Bruce Graham

Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments… Chilling in Sun Fun

Sit in the sun.

There was a young curate from Kew
Who kept a tom cat in a pew
And taught it to speak
Alphabetical Greek
But it never got further than 8-)

Yeah man!  Sitting in the sun and having such fun under the sun… ;-) More below!

“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.” Robert A. Heinlein

Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments… Hang with Puss ;-)

Hang with my friend.

There once was a guy named Matt
Who had a sex crazed large cat
When it chased a mouse
It humped the whole house
So Matt got rid of the cat.

A single day is enough to make us a little larger.” Paul Klee

Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments…Day is gone…. Shoop Snoopy!

The day is gone.

There was a fat cat on a mat
Who liked to chase mice named pat.
He chased them around
And fell on the ground
And smashed them until they were flat!

My blog friend Island Traveler of ThisMansJourney blog offers an Image of Life weekly photo prompt and this week he suggested Fun Under The Sun. Since I’m still a photography novice, my offerings tend to be limited to our WP Weekly Challenge. But I liked the topic enough to add some humor to it. Not all photos are mine. The first and the last photos are mine.
“If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” Mark Twain

What about you? What are your thoughts? What cat humor can you share? What does humor add to your life? What type of funny stories do you enjoy? Do you have a touch of humor to share? Do share! Thank you. :-)

*Please bear with me as I catch up on your blogs and commenting… Thank you all for your patience! :-)

Positive Motivation Tip: A touch of cat humor can carry us through a hot summer day; chill out and laugh

PHOTO CREDITS/ATTRIBUTIONS: Photos  Pampered cat,  via 1funny.com, Cat friendly, Eat Fast cat, sunbathing cat, via Wikipedia and/or  Walk the dog by allert, via Flickr  Sunbathing cat via Zastavki.com and/or Waking Cat, and Done day Cat via My Personal Collection Limericks via ExtremelyFunny.co.uk

Until Next Time…
Ask. Believe. Receive. ©
Elizabeth Obih-Frank
Mirth and Motivation
Positive Kismet

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66 responses to “Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments…

  1. Those quotes are hilarious.

  2. I love cats, but alas I do not have any right now. My dogs that “come when I call” would not tolerate a creature that is able to climb a tree to chase a squirrel, actually catch a rabbit, able to jump in my lap and arms, and able to fit in my bed. Unllike cats, dogs are jealous creatures.

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  4. Not a cat lover….guess I’m in big trouble! Love this post,though.

  5. This is so cute and funny. I love cats, maybe especially because I’m a Leo, a cat-like person. Right now, we only have dogs in our home for a number of reasons. This post is making me want to go and get a cat. My first pet out of college was a black cat named Charlie who loved his food as my friends would say. He was the size of a large bowling ball and he was so charming and peculiar in his ways. I still miss him to this day! I love the quote that you could never get cats to pull a sled, that’s so true! :)

    • I’m sorry to read about your Charlie! He did leave you with warm memories though right? Get a cat if you have the furniture for them to scratch up. :lol: TY for your comment. :-)

  6. Oh how funny! I have lots of love for both dogs and cats bit cats are just so cool. And you know I’m Tangy’s biggest fan so I beg you!!! More Tangy!!! Hugs for both of you! ;)

  7. Love cats and dogs love this post!

  8. When our children were growning up, we always had cats and dogs and bunnies and gerbils. I love the quotes…they are spot on about how cats really are. :) Thanks, Eliz, for a post that brought many smiles. :)

  9. You hit me perfectly…since my Jill is my pride and joy…We actually play hide and go seek…If I say, “Where’s Jill?”…she hides…If I say pee-pie and hide …she will find me every time…I loved the humor…just can’t remember good enough to share unless I write it down…Neat post~mkg

  10. funny ode to cat.

    • Yes and I figured you would relate as a cat owner. Actually, I should find one of your cat posts and add it to my links. Zemanta rarely gives me posts by bloggers I follow. I don’t know why. TY! :-)

  11. My favourite cat quote:

    Cats were once worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

  12. So funny! Like the Bruce Graham quote..:-D

  13. I purred in delight as I read your post. Cats are adorable. They are very affectionate. Your words made me love them more plus I get to laugh too. Truly a Fun in the Sun post. Have a beautiful day my friend. Your post always radiate like a new day sunshine.

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  15. Made me laugh several times! Love the cats snuggling. Reminds me of Sydney and Buddy when they start ‘making out’.
    b

    • Oh boy! You crack me up… I tried to be careful… lots of toes to avoid stepping on. TY barb and I’m enjoying your family saga stories. ;-)

  16. hahahaha! Great story, hilarious pictures!!!

  17. pamper moi – a cat with a nargilah? :D

  18. Made me smile–some great cat shots there!

  19. Fun post! I love the cats, they are absolutely adorable and the limericks are funny. Thanks for making me laugh :)

  20. Well you certainly put a smile on my face…I have two cats who are always entertaining

  21. I came to cat ownership very late. My first was an orphan 3 day old rescued by my Great Dane. Minx owned me for over a year, and was a constant delight and wonder! He just disapeared one day, we think he was stolen. It broke my heart.
    Lola was my d-i-l’s, but elected to live with us when they moved. He owns my son and I equally. I am a besotted slave!

  22. WordsFallFromMyEyes

    This was gorgeous – a total FEAST! I loved it :)

  23. Haha – thanks for the laughs. Almost daily, our neighbour’s cat comes over the fence and “shouts” from the back door for my husband to come and brush him :)

  24. Obviously you understand cats. Me too!

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  27. I love the cat poems. So funny and clever :)

  28. I’m not a pet person but I love these little rhymes.

  29. Wonderful post… just awesome. Our two boys are turning 10 and getting old, but they are still fun. I have a little New Yorker cartoon pasted on the wall in their room that says “Food… Water… Tips” with bowls for each.

  30. Thanks, this was a pick me up to my day!

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